They took a few weeks off from spelling stories, but for now, they're back.
Theme "Bad Baseball Game" - - - Appropriate, sort of, as our Texas Rangers just started in the playoffs.
1. I brought a bad bat, and it broke.
2. My coach embarassed us when he wore turquoise.
3. I thought I would die of thirst.
4. The pitcher tripped on carrot sprouts.
5. Our batter barely dawdled to first base.
6. A scrawny toddler whacked me in the head.
7. He also spat a mouthful of crackers at me.
8. We got three fouls in the first inning.
9. A cracked a joint while running.
10. The soda from the fountain spilled all over my hair.
11. Then my hair stuck to the counter.
12. I was officialized as an unrenowned little league player.
13. The pircher tripped again - on a coil of wire.
14. My body's so numb, I can barely squirm.
15. I'm not playing on that team for at least another year.
